The one time my suburban town makes it to the mainstream news, it’s for something bad.
In case you haven’t noticed, Cara Delevingne had spent the past few weeks promoting her new film ‘Paper Towns’, whether you like it or not, you have to admit that the model slash designer slash actress works HARD. After a non-stop press tour and interviews after interviews, Delevingne sat down with early morning show ‘Good Day Sacramento’ in an interview to talk about her new movies. And honestly, if anything, this makes me ashamed to be a citizen of this city with these so call “journalists”.
The interview started off with Delevingne being called “Carla”, after that it just rolled downhill and slipped down a cliff. If “Carla” wasn’t bad enough, they continued to ask her if she actually read the book, commented on her lack of enthusiasm compared to her other interviews despite the fact that their show is on at the ass crack of dawn, and “you seem a bit irritated, perhaps it’s just us” was thrown in there somewhere as well. I have tried to click through different parts in an attempt to skip the rude awkward parts and try to find one where they didn’t completely missed her sense of humor, but THEY’RE ALL RUDE, IGNORANT, AND AWKWARD.
And to end this complete publicity hellhole, the plug was pulled on her video stream.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE.
The second she was off air, “she was in a mood” was immediately thrown out, the “you make $5 million for 6 weeks of work, you can pretend to talk to ‘Good Day Sacramento’ with some ‘oomph'” comment along with others that can just gain them enough momentum to throw them off the air were not missed as well.
So, here’s what I have to say.
Dear the “journalists” at Good Day Sacramento,
No offense, but you are literally picking on a 22 year-old whom have done more and made more in the past four years of your life than you did in your entire career. Good job! You must feel totally hilarious being condescending assholes on air during a suburban morning show that probably no one will ever watch again. As a news anchor, it is your job to bring the truth and facts to people, not waste guests’ time and gang up on them attempting to lessen their worth. If this is your meaning of a publicity stunt, then cheap shot, pal. You are the epitome of what people mean when they say the media can make any good person look bad, so congratulations on that achievement.
You should probably take some time off to avoid the hate and reflect on your choices as a person, because everything in that video was not a good one. And honestly, did you expect her to act like she did a line of coke for your show? If anything, being as well trained socially and in performing arts as she is, she can do perfectly fine without you. And you have every right to be butt hurt over the fact that she makes more in six weeks than all of you do in your entire career, combined. Thank you for making a fool out of the entire city of Sacramento.
I hope you regret this, because let’s face it, as the star model of brands you buy from and lead characters of major upcoming movies, you’re not getting rid of her ANYTIME soon.
All the love.
Cara Delevingne (featured image)